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#1

Religious Stampede

How ironic is this?


Religious Stampede
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#2

re: Religious Stampede

And this isn't the first time this type of thing has happened. I just don't get it.
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#3

re: Religious Stampede

I'm afraid the next great flood is overdue. Start building the ark...
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#4

re: Religious Stampede

Hey Matt,

If my failing Sunday School memory fails me, God promised never to destroy the Earth again...using water.

As a sign of his promise, he created the rainbow....which, of course, we godless Gays and Lesbians subverted for our own wicked ways.
#5

re: religious stampede

ark, schmark, what them folk needed was a coupla good hindu wranglers. but seriously, why were there no elephants involved? this story would be much better with mad elephants.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#6

re: religious stampede

"Circus Ponies!"
#7

re: religious stampede

This is not funny!!! Stop joking about it!!

If a bunch of your friends got trampled after a false report of A Cher sighting at her last stop on her farewell tour, you wouldn't think it was funny.. this is no different...

but mad elephants would have made it a lot more interesting...and so would flying monkeys
#8

re: religious stampede

"This is not funny!!! Stop joking about it!!"

Then why am I still laughing?

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