As long as we're all having flashbacks... who here is old enough to remember Cough Whip? It was pink, came in a small tub and looked like whipped cream. It tasted like bubble gum and, you guessed it, was cough medicine. Cough Whip was taken off the market when children began eating mass amounts of it and OD'ing because it tasted like candy.
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