Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

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Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 1:57pm

Is this f*cked up or what?!

What a strange, strange world we live in....
Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:06pm

Say hello to Pillow, bedsheet, bedpost and the runt of the group, little Quilt.

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#3

re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:09pm

No, no, Matt.
He names his children with the letter "P".

I'm thinking Pear, Peach, Pineapple, and Papaya.
You know, to play with Apple and Coco.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:25pm

Aren't both his boys named Prince Michael?

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:43pm

No, one is named Paris I believe.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:46pm

More little kids for Michael...

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:48pm

there going to be some ugly babies

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:48pm

Both of his sons are named Prince Michael. His daughter is named Paris.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:50pm

Broadwaygirl4life: LOL

I thought one of his kid's names was Blanket...or was that I nickname. Let me tell you that guy is WEIRD BEYOND WEIRD. Wait, of course you knew that.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 2:52pm

=)

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"[My son]'s really into my music, but one day we were listening to Billy [Joel] in the car and he said, 'Daddy, I think Billy's songs are a little better than yours." (Michael Cavanaugh)

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 3:16pm

That is positively frightening.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 3:46pm

broadwaygirl, ditto on that!!

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#13

re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 3:48pm

I think he should do what Sandra & Elvin did on The Cosby Show and name one kid Nelson and the other Winnie. That was adorable!

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#14

re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 3:48pm

Nah, plastic surgery can't be passed on genetically. Let's remember that Jackson wasn't born looking like...that.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 3:50pm

But Plum, he's only had work done on his nose twice. The rest is just natural and it's the evolution of his body over time. You're ignorant. That's all just ignorance.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 3:51pm

:P

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 3:54pm

One nice thing about Michael Jackson is that...no matter how weird other people may think you are, you can always point to Michael and honestly say, "Hey, man, at least I'm not THAT weird!"

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 4:25pm

Did anyone see the Michael Jackson South Park episode? Genius.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 7:32pm

Didn't a piece of his nose fall off during a performance awhile ago? Imagine, you are in the audience and the tip of Michael Jackson's nose falls at your fingertips.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 7:46pm

No, Millie. He was in court testifying when the nose fell off.

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#21

re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 11:40pm

He should go into Chicago. Do you think he'd be more of a Roxie or a Velma. I think Roxie. They had Melanie do it. MJ can't be too far off.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 11:53pm

He'd be perfect in Taboo.

No, wait. I've got it.

THE ELEPHANT MAN!!!

#23

re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 11:54pm

Everytime we think he's hit a weird new height, he pushes his weird meter to an all new high. All i can say is God help any kids that have him as a parent.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/20/04 at 11:55pm

Poor Blanket. I really feel for those kids. Not only because of who their father is, but because of the intense media coverage they do and will continue to recieve. The whole world is curious as to how these kids will turn out. That is a set-up for disaster.

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re: Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:27pm

Ohhhh...poor kids. How unbearibly sad.

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