Fellow BWW'ers, I need your help. A great injustice has occured and as such requires your immediate action. No, this is not about the election, but rather the course of action to be taken to vilify a realtor named Charles. SOMMS was stood up by a date last evening! It's an injustice unparalleled in scope. SOMMS may have hundreds of thousands of ex's (that's for you Boobs!), but SOMMS has never, he repeats, NEVER been stood up by anyone on a date. I at least get to meet them before I dump or get dumped by them. SOMMS was left sitting at the bar at The Boathouse (I KNOW ADDY!) for over a half hour. Said Realtor had SOMMS cell phone number. As of this a.m. still no word by phone or email by the house selling lout. Help me plot my revenge! Updated On: 11/4/04 at 07:52 AM
The greatest revenge is that HE won't get to meet YOU, you are a wonderful person and an amazing guy, screw 'em, karma takes care of his type.
A bunch of us can set up appointments to meet with him to look at houses and of course...NOT show up. Make the appointments at odd, inconvient hours.
Eddie...here's a tissue...you got some brown stuff on your nose.
Now you're talkin, Boobs! Let's keep him running all over Bucks County!
This could be fun SOMMS. I just hope he wasn't in a terrible accident or something and is laying in a hospital.
I know, that would take all of the joy out of my idea to run him over in the street in front of his house.
Before we put any plans into effect SOMMS drive by his house and make sure he is okay.
I will for you boobs. I was headed over that way with a molitov cocktail anyway.
that motherf***er. he's f***ing dead, somms, you hear me? dead. that is if he's not already. and if he's not? he's gonna f***ing wish he was. i'll show him a motherf***ing closing!!
Oh Papa hold me..NOW !!!
SOMMS - let me at him! Nobody messes with my SOMMS. Is he in D'town? I have connections...
boobs, when am i not?
somms, you say the word and the lector kit comes out of storage, y'follow?
*gasp* There will be ruin! I will see to it!
A pox and a curse!
SOMMS, three little words "two phone calls" (wink wink, nudge nudge)
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I still have room in my backyard too SOMMS. Why do I feel another trip to Costco is coming???
That's why I luvs ya, Beacon! RSR would love some Bucks County acreage with privacy--and a big basement.
listen SOMMS-- i only stood you up because you said you were a top, but i was subsequently told otherwise. And the Boathouse? I mean, TRE GAY. I just couldn't go through with it. But really, to share our personal lives with BWW? tsk tsk
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