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#1

Revenge

Fellow BWW'ers, I need your help. A great injustice has occured and as such requires your immediate action. No, this is not about the election, but rather the course of action to be taken to vilify a realtor named Charles. SOMMS was stood up by a date last evening! It's an injustice unparalleled in scope. SOMMS may have hundreds of thousands of ex's (that's for you Boobs!), but SOMMS has never, he repeats, NEVER been stood up by anyone on a date. I at least get to meet them before I dump or get dumped by them. SOMMS was left sitting at the bar at The Boathouse (I KNOW ADDY!) for over a half hour. Said Realtor had SOMMS cell phone number. As of this a.m. still no word by phone or email by the house selling lout. Help me plot my revenge!

Updated On: 11/4/04 at 07:52 AM

#2

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The greatest revenge is that HE won't get to meet YOU, you are a wonderful person and an amazing guy, screw 'em, karma takes care of his type.
#3

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A bunch of us can set up appointments to meet with him to look at houses and of course...NOT show up. Make the appointments at odd, inconvient hours. re: Revenge

Eddie...here's a tissue...you got some brown stuff on your nose. re: Revenge
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 11/4/04 at 07:57 AM

#4

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Now you're talkin, Boobs! Let's keep him running all over Bucks County!
#5

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This could be fun SOMMS. I just hope he wasn't in a terrible accident or something and is laying in a hospital. re: Revenge
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6

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I know, that would take all of the joy out of my idea to run him over in the street in front of his house. re: Revenge
#7

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I'll always shill for SOMMS!
#8

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Before we put any plans into effect SOMMS drive by his house and make sure he is okay.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9

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I will for you boobs. I was headed over that way with a molitov cocktail anyway.
#10

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that motherf***er. he's f***ing dead, somms, you hear me? dead. that is if he's not already. and if he's not? he's gonna f***ing wish he was. i'll show him a motherf***ing closing!!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#11

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Oh Papa hold me..NOW !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#12

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That's the spirit I'm looking for Pops!
#13

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SOMMS - let me at him! Nobody messes with my SOMMS. Is he in D'town? I have connections...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14

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boobs, when am i not? re: revenge

somms, you say the word and the lector kit comes out of storage, y'follow?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#15

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Addy, he is in D'town!!!! A curse on the house of Kurfis!!
#16

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*gasp* There will be ruin! I will see to it!

A pox and a curse!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#17

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SOMMS, three little words "two phone calls" (wink wink, nudge nudge)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#19

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I still have room in my backyard too SOMMS. Why do I feel another trip to Costco is coming???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20

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That's why I luvs ya, Beacon! RSR would love some Bucks County acreage with privacy--and a big basement.
#21

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listen SOMMS-- i only stood you up because you said you were a top, but i was subsequently told otherwise. And the Boathouse? I mean, TRE GAY. I just couldn't go through with it. But really, to share our personal lives with BWW? tsk tsk
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

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