Still not sure if I want to see this or not.
Positive review from Chud:
http://chud.com/articles/articles/25102/1/REVIEW-MACHETE/Page1.html Negative one from Slant:
http://slantmagazine.com/film/review/machete/4973
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter