If Roger Ebert had been President of the United States during the last two terms, something tells me that Goth's reading comprehension level would be just as high as ours. Instead, (s)he is at the Don't-Ask-A-Child-To-Stay-Behind-Just-Tell-Them-We-Found-WMDs level where you don't question that a cow can jump over the moon.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle