Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
#1Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/21/06 at 7:06pm
Does anyone watch veteran comedian Ron White sometimes? I do. I watched 'You Can't Fix Stupid.' He was ha-larious! It was on Sunday. But some of the things he say are classic. 
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cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#1re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/21/06 at 7:20pmI love Ron White. If you have not seen it yet - check out "They Call Me Tater Salad". I laughed till I peed.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#2re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/21/06 at 7:26pm
I've seen everything TaterSalad 
has done on T.V. I've watched The Blue Collar Comedy movies. I like it during the Stupid thing when he says "Stupid is foreva!" I love his face expressions! That's true!
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jsrocks
Broadway Star Joined: 2/27/06
#3re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/21/06 at 11:16pm
Ron White is the greatest! 
"Michael's got a head like a Ping Pong Ball"
-The Cast of Sweeney-
#4re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/22/06 at 12:28amI enjoy Ron White. Especially the Tater Salad bit.
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#5re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/22/06 at 12:40am
My favorite Ron White story ends with:
“It’s got windshield wipers to keep my headlights clear in a rainstorm.”
“Yeah, my van’s got a place in the back where I can f**k your sister.”
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#6re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/22/06 at 12:42am
I also like the deerhunting bit:
"Yeah, well, I hit one with a VAN. Goin' 50 miles an hour with the headlights on and the HORN blowin'. Whoooo, that's an elusive little critter."
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#7re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/22/06 at 9:13am
I like the stories he tells about his wife and how she's not in the mood tonight..if you know what I mean!
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#8re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/23/06 at 2:50pmI also like the story he told about his Honeymoon. That he and his wife were on a scooter and she was like "Stop this thing god damn it!" and he was like "Lean the way I lean God damn it!" also about the "Let me tell you something about you that you don't know" That's funny!
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#9re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/23/06 at 3:10pm
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are...
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#10re: Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
Posted: 11/23/06 at 3:31pmlarry!!!!!!!!! I love the stories he tells about his sister with moles! I wonder if any of you might start a "BLUE COLLAR COMEDY LOVE THREAD" That would be cool.
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