Roy Blunt: Washington has a Monkey Problem

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/21/09 at 4:29pm

At the "Values Voters" summit this weekend, Republican Roy Blunt tells a very illuminating story:

"You know, you can't control everything there is in life that you'd like to control. Supposedly, at the turn of the 19th Century, the end of the 19th Century - the beginning of the 20th Century, there was a group of British occupiers in a very lush, very quiet, very peaceful, very uneventful part of India. And this group of British soldiers who were occupying that part of India decided they'd carve a golf course put of the jungle of India. And there was really not that much else to do.

So for over a year, this was the biggest event, getting this golf course created. And they got the golf course done and almost from the day the first ball was hit on this golf course something happened they didn't anticipate. Monkeys would come running out of the jungle [faint audience laughter] and they'd grab the golf balls. And if it was in the fairway they might throw it in the rough. And [if] it was in the rough they might throw it... they might throw it back at you! And I could go into great and long detail about how many things they did to try and eliminate the 'monkey problem.' But they never got it done, so finally this golf course and this golf course only, they passed a rule and the rule was - you have to play the ball where the monkey throws it. [audience laughter swells] And that is the rule in Washington all the time. You know... [clapping from audience]

You know the world is turned upside down when Al Franken is in the United States Senate and Tom Delay is going on "Dancing With the Stars" - that's when you know that things have changed in ways that you would have never anticipated."


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Really. That's what he said

[Yawper]

Posted: 9/21/09 at 5:23pm

You know, sometimes a monkey is just a monkey.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/21/09 at 7:11pm

Personally, I hope the "monkey" starts grabbing balls OFF the golf course. And squeezing them. Hard.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 9/22/09 at 12:29pm

i find myself lousy with monkeys. them ones with the prehensile tails. i kill 'em bnut they come back twice as many. i think they're like that samiel thing in hellboy. can anybody recommend a good monkey repellent?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/22/09 at 1:01pm

You're talking to the wrong guy! I love monkeys and spend all my time thinking how to attract MORE monkeys.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 9/22/09 at 1:13pm

I agree with Yawper.