SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/25/04 at 9:36am
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/25/04 at 11:38am
I dont know whether I should laugh, or cry...
Thanks Boobs.
sweetiedarlinmia
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/04
#3re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/25/04 at 12:37pm
Thanks Boobs im in such a better mood now I missed these!
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#4re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/25/04 at 1:26pmI need to send a big THANK YOU to TommyBoy for this one.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#5re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/25/04 at 1:30pmhahahaha!! that's great! thanks boobs!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#6re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/25/04 at 2:20pm
Lol thanks for that bwayboobs I always enjoy your jokes and stories, so keep 'em coming!
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#8re: SATURDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/25/04 at 7:12pmWhat would we do without you and your chuckles??
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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