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SNL with Taylor Lautner

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strummergirl
#1SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 12:27am

Eeek. He is actually doing okay but some of these skits are painful. I never realized how malleable Fred Armisen's genes were.

The opening scene was good but kinda preachy. The Daily Show is not even that preachy about the media.

I laughed at the return of Keenan's Reba and who knew he had a good voice.

The pregnant with twins secret was the only true skit I laughed at thus far.

Oh and Richie Sambora is turning a bit into Bruce Jenner.

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strummergirl
#2re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 12:33am

Okay this Twihard skit definitely is making up for the rest of it. I literally heard these conversations working the movie theatre.

I wonder what Rob Pattinson thinks at Taylor making out to a folder of him.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#2re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:09am

The only sketch that I thought was a dud was the mall one. I've watched the doorbell sketch three times in the fifteen minutes since it aired.

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Pippin
#3re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:11am

That doorbell sketch was the only one I saw, but I was in hysterics!


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tazber
#4re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:15am

The doorbell sketch was the only time I laughed. It felt like they didn't know what to do Taylor.

And Bon Jovi looked like he was just unhappy to be there altogether.


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Phyllis Rogers Stone
#5re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:15am

Bonjour. Ooh la la. Ding dong.

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tazber
#6re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:17am

Dong dong! Woof. Bear. hiiiii.


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Phyllis Rogers Stone
#7re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:25am

Ding dong. Router. Netflix. Whaaaat?

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strummergirl
#8re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:35am

I admit the doorbell sketch was good. I was just glad there was a non-Wiig leading sketch for a woman.

The mall sketch went too long and then it just got stale. Story of the SNL season.

Can I just say it was a little uncomfortable with Taylor Lautner being a baby daddy in the pregnant sketch.

Andy and Wiig really had no work tonight.

Weekend Update was stale and again, the Native American comedian skit was bizarre.

Jason Sudeikis needs to go back to 30 Rock as Floyd. Critics of Wiig point to the fact she is in the same cadence in every character but the same could be said of Jason. I liked him as a more mellow but quite likable Floyd. You know there is never going to be an IKEA in Cleveland... NEVER!

I think Bon Jovi looked unhappy when he realized he has been more popular longer than Taylor Lautner's existence.

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TheatreFan4
#9re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:39am

This may be off topic but I don't care.

Chris Farley guest stars on All That with future SNL cast member Kenan Thompson
Cooking with Randy & Chef Farley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTNOYeBpZ-0

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#10re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:41am

Jason Sudekis makes me wet. I love him. I miss when he and Wiig did the A-holes.

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tazber
#11re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:43am

The running PGA commercials were stupid too. And yea, that Native American bit was weird. But unfunny weird.

The most interesting thing was that Taylor admitted he was dating Talor.


....but the world goes 'round

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strummergirl
#12re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:59am

I will say Kenan has improved this year. I kinda wish the Reba deal was more tapped into- okay not the best word but whatever.

God I miss All That, I forget the moment that show went wrong. Amanda Bynes leaving for her own show, perhaps?

I know Taylor had to do something in his opening monologue but the whole martial arts ensemble resembled Victoria Jackson showing off her gymnastic skills for the sake of laughs.

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Mr Roxy
#13re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 7:29am

I gave up on it before Weekend Update.


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#14re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 10:39am

Wow, stop the presses!


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Mr Roxy
#15re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 11:21am

Being sarcastic does not become you.


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blueroses
#16re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 11:22am

"Jason Sudekis makes me wet. I love him. I miss when he and Wiig did the A-holes."

I could watch a full hour and a half of Sudeikis as Joe Biden and Bill Hader as James Carville.

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SNAFU
#17re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 12:02pm

Mr Roxy, when was the last time you watched the entire show from start to finish?


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SueleenGay
#18re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 12:15pm

This show has not been the same since Melanie Hutsell left.

And does anyone really believe Taylor Lautner is "dating" Taylor Swift? I mean she IS a girl.


PEACE.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#19re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 12:48pm

I kinda got that vibe, too, but I didn't want to say anything lest I get yelled at.

Ding dong. Hanukkah House.

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SNAFU
#20re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 1:22pm

Eh give him time, he is 18, a teen heartthrob for now.

ETA: Wine and Cheese... Ding Dong


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Updated On: 12/13/09 at 01:22 PM

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tazber
#21re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 2:02pm

lol! my gaydar was going off too.

Especially in the yogurt sketch.


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BroomstickBoy
#22re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 3:20pm

I didn't find him very funny. Adorable...yes. Funny? Not so much.

And he's 17, not 18 just yet. I thought the yogurt sketch was going to take place in a gay bar or something when they showed the set for the scene before a commercial break.


I'm still giggling over the doorbell sketch. The only funny moment unfortunately.


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Schmerg_The_Impaler
#23re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 3:45pm

... his 'girl voice' in the Twihard skit actually sounded more masculine than his usual voice.

Some of those skits were pretty funny-- I actually liked the show choir send-up one as well as the doorbell one-- but I definitely got the vibe that the SNL people felt weird about how to cast him, since he's an underage guy who is mainly famous for his body. I thought the baby daddy skit wasn't funny at all at first, but I changed my mind when she broke through the window and grabbed the Christmas tree at the end. re: SNL with Taylor Lautner


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wickedrentq
#24re: SNL with Taylor Lautner
Posted: 12/13/09 at 4:11pm

I was waiting for a hilarious Twilight skit -- so much you can do, could have been so much fun for the performers for be Bella & Edward, they're so easy to make fun of. The science class scene was funny, but boy did they miss an opportunity.


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