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#1

SOAPDISH love

SOAPDISH love

"I never said I was the best mother in the world. Give me a little credit, will you, credit for being someone who tried... to love you the only way she knew how?"

#2

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I love this movie.
KFTC!!!!!
#3

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Great movie - and I love the scene at the mall...
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#4

re: SOAPDISH love

re: SOAPDISH love

"The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal cords. What do you want me to do?"

#5

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"Five minutes, Mr. Loman!"
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#6

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re: SOAPDISH love

"Get rid of Celeste and Mr Fuzzy is yours."

#7

re: SOAPDISH love

A brain transplant!
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#8

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"I look like the friggin' Tweety-Bird!"
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
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Updated On: 1/10/09 at 04:41 PM

#10

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re: SOAPDISH love

"No, no, no, doing dinner theatre is horrible. Doing hemorrhoid commercials is horrible. What you did... there are no words for!"

#11

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hahahaha! This thread is cracking me up!
KFTC!!!!!
#12

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Speaking of "this ought to be a Broadway musical"...
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#13

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I thought the guys who did Urinetown were working on this as a Broadway musical. Is that just wishful thinking on my part?
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#14

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I would so go to that musical.
KFTC!!!!!
#15

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re: SOAPDISH love

David! David, David, David, David! Can you please tell our new costume designer that I don't quite feel right in a turban? What I feel like is Gloria f*ckin Swanson! Am I 70 David? Am I 70? Why don't you just buy a walker. Buy a god damn walker and put me in it!"

#16

re: SOAPDISH love

Edmund Edwards: She's been through hell, and we're her family. So in this crisis, we have to support her.

Rose Schwartz: Yeah.

Edmund Edwards: We have to love her.

Rose Schwartz: Mmm.

Edmund Edwards: We have to care about her.

Rose Schwartz: Mmm.

Edmund Edwards: And we have to milk it for every drop of publicity we can get.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#17

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I saw "Soapdish" on a weekday matinee at the cineplex in Century City when it first opened, and Mel Torme and his daughter sat right in front of us!

I was so starstruck it was hard for me to watch the movie. Mel's a big favorite of mine.

But the movie pulled me in, despite my "Hollywood distraction." I loved it!

So did Mel and his daughter, by the way.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#18

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I was just watching this again about 2 weeks ago. God, I love this movie! Sally Fields' emotional u-turns are sheer brilliance.

Whenever I think of an answering machine, I can always hear Sally say, "On the machine, Rose. On the machine!"

I don't know if it would work as a musical, but if anyone could make it work, I think it would be Shaiman and Wittman.

And Robert Downey Jr. never looked better.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#19

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Love Soapdish. Hope someone succeeds in putting together a musical version.
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"Hi. Uh. I'm Lori Craven... and I'm an actress."

"An actress? Really? How nice for you. I'm Betsy Faye Sharon, and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here."

God, I love this movie. I saw the title of this thread and did a little mental happy dance!
"Of course there is the castle - the ruined castle. I find it lovely. Probably because it's ruined, I suppose." - Passion

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"Cover them up"

"I like them"

"I'm lookin' at dead crawdad butts...cover 'em up!"


I wish Andrew Bergman would return to writing....preferably with Robert Harling at his side.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#22

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"Even for an actor, you're an egomaniac!"

"Of course I'm an egomaniac! I have America's Sweetheart climbing up my drainpipe!"
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#23

Updated On: 1/10/09 at 06:58 PM

#24

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Yum, I love Robert Downey, Jr.
KFTC!!!!!
#25

Updated On: 1/10/09 at 07:04 PM

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