Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:34pm
Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:34pm

"The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal cords. What do you want me to do?"
Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:38pm
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:39pm
Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:41pm
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:42pm

"No, no, no, doing dinner theatre is horrible. Doing hemorrhoid commercials is horrible. What you did... there are no words for!"
Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:50pm
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Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:52pm
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:57pm

David! David, David, David, David! Can you please tell our new costume designer that I don't quite feel right in a turban? What I feel like is Gloria f*ckin Swanson! Am I 70 David? Am I 70? Why don't you just buy a walker. Buy a god damn walker and put me in it!"
Posted: 11/10/08 at 4:58pm
Rose Schwartz: Yeah.
Edmund Edwards: We have to love her.
Rose Schwartz: Mmm.
Edmund Edwards: We have to care about her.
Rose Schwartz: Mmm.
Edmund Edwards: And we have to milk it for every drop of publicity we can get.
Posted: 11/10/08 at 5:18pm
I was so starstruck it was hard for me to watch the movie. Mel's a big favorite of mine.
But the movie pulled me in, despite my "Hollywood distraction." I loved it!
So did Mel and his daughter, by the way.
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Posted: 11/10/08 at 5:51pm
Whenever I think of an answering machine, I can always hear Sally say, "On the machine, Rose. On the machine!"
I don't know if it would work as a musical, but if anyone could make it work, I think it would be Shaiman and Wittman.
And Robert Downey Jr. never looked better.
Posted: 11/10/08 at 5:58pm
Posted: 11/10/08 at 6:19pm
"An actress? Really? How nice for you. I'm Betsy Faye Sharon, and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here."
God, I love this movie. I saw the title of this thread and did a little mental happy dance!
Posted: 11/10/08 at 6:33pm
"I like them"
"I'm lookin' at dead crawdad butts...cover 'em up!"
I wish Andrew Bergman would return to writing....preferably with Robert Harling at his side.
Posted: 11/10/08 at 6:34pm
"Of course I'm an egomaniac! I have America's Sweetheart climbing up my drainpipe!"
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