SOMMS Steals Boobs Thunder
SOMMS Steals Boobs Thunder
#0SOMMS Steals Boobs Thunder
Posted: 11/16/04 at 8:57am
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos, as she danced his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and lay at rest in a nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest, and bent over to pick it up…
Then all the other bells started to ring.
#1re: SOMMS Steals Boobs Thunder
Posted: 11/16/04 at 9:02am
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
3 more of your EX's SOMMS???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: SOMMS Steals Boobs Thunder
Posted: 11/16/04 at 9:03amActually Boobs, my latest sweetie plays the Carillon. He can really ring those bells!
#3re: SOMMS Steals Boobs Thunder
Posted: 11/16/04 at 9:05amOh.... SOMMS ***mom shakes her head***
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