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#0SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN!!!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:02am

have u seen this: http://subservientchicken.com/


it's hysterical! make it do things

oddly enough- its to promote the Burger King Chicken Sandwich

FindingNamo
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:06am

The DL queens were raving about his and I thought it sounded dumb until it did so many of the things I told it to.


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DavidWalcot
#2re: re: SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN!!!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:07am

it wouldnt turn off the lamp
i was upset

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Zola Q. LaPlaya
#3re: re: re: SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN!!!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:11am

I thought I had seen everything. He does an amazing can-can on command. He even laid an egg for me.


Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

FindingNamo
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:12am

I asked him to do something that caused him to walk to the camera and wag his finger at me. And frankly, I don't blame him.


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Zola Q. LaPlaya
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:14am

Which finger?


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ckeaton
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:15am

It wouldn't take off it's garter belts and spank itself.


Hamlet's father.

FindingNamo
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:21am

Tell him to "flip the bird" and see what happens, Zola.


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Zola Q. LaPlaya
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:22am

Is this some sicko who molests children in its spare time?


Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

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Borstalboy
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:22am

Oh, my God....does anyone else find this profoundly creepy?

I had to ask it twice to pop and lock before he did it.


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orion59
#10re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN!!!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:56am

I can't get him to do anything nasty...how disappointing. You know you have to be pretty bad when a creepy guy in a chicken costume waives his finger accusingly at you.


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FindingNamo
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 12:08pm

I know! I was red-faced as I typed the command.

There are some things you can get him to do that result in a censorship bar.


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orion59
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 2:12pm

That's even worse, when you're being censored by a freak in a chicken suit.


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Broadwaylilhead
#13re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN!!!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:31pm

Can you believe this actually a marketing gimmick promoting the BURGER KING Chicken Sandwich ???


Call it a regime change...

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nyctopone
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:06pm

You know that you've hit rock bottom when you're scoloded by a pre recorded man in a chicken costume.


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Mister Matt
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:17pm

I agree, BorstalBoy, it is really creepy. The video looks like evidence found on a Law and Order SVU episode. I'll probably have nightmares about this.


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Broadwaylilhead
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Posted: 4/21/04 at 9:58am

This thing is averaging 20 million hits a week! The first day it launched, it only got 20 hits....then everyone started sending it to everyone they know....

viral marketing at its best although it does not make me want to buy burger king chicken tenders..


Call it a regime change...

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ckeaton
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Posted: 4/21/04 at 10:56am

lilhead... if you look at your current icon, and slightly cross your eyes (like with those hidden 3D images that used to be so popular) it almost looks like the chicken's head.


Hamlet's father.


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