SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 9:25am

Dysfunctional Section of Hallmark

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion, Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for you for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!....
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.


feel to free to add some of your own.

[mominator]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 9:38am

BB don't laugh I use to work at Hallmark... Some of the cards that came through were ALMOST as good! ( Man that was a lousy job!By the way I hate Beanie Babies!)

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 10:01am

Thanks!

[NoDayButToday2]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 10:47am

::Chuckles:: Thanks

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 12:33pm

Love them. I can pass infinite amounts of time reading funny cards, and those are way better than the ones I've seen.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 12:35pm

Thanks boobs, loved it as always.

[zoran912]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 1:03pm

I hope that those were real. If they were, I can die now.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 10/10/04 at 1:50pm

I come from a typical dysfunctional family. I gtave a Mothers Day card to my Mom that really cracked me up. Outside. Happy Mothers Day, Mom. When UI do things just like you do, I smile..................Inside, When I do things like Dad, I really freak out.