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SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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#0SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/04 at 10:27am

A man dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

THE MAN WAS IMPRESSED.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents gifts, she tells him she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

AGAIN, THE MAN IS IMPRESSED.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back the $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

OBVIOUSLY, THE MAN WAS IMPRESSED.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

The he marrried the one with the biggest boobs.

MEN ARE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.


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mominator
#1re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/04 at 10:32am

BB!! You're terrible! LOL re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


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Millie42
#2re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/04 at 2:22pm

BB, that was awesome!


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broadwaybound3
#3re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/04 at 2:23pm

hahahaha- that rocked.

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#4re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/04 at 2:46pm

Ain't it that truth.

LOL Bboobs!


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#5re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/04 at 2:49pm

GREAT CHUCKLE


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GaLiNdaFied
#6re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/04 at 3:36pm

Wonderful, Boobs!


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