SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 9:30am
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.
While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents asked him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?"
He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#3re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 9:35amThat's great. Thanks, I needed a laugh!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#4re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:03amLOL boobs im telling evry one i know that one!
#5re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:07amLOL!
Totale finsternis, ein meer von gefuehl und kein land
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#6re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:14amThanks Boobsie that was FUNNY!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#8re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 12:05pmI used to give dance recitals at the auditorium of a Catholic school as a child. We would wait to perform in the classrooms, where there wasn't much to look at outside of the crucified Jesus on the wall. Very pleasant. *shudder*
#9re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 2:34pm
Thats great thanks boobs 
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
TheaterGeek91
Broadway Star Joined: 5/22/04
#10re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 2:43pmBB, although this is good, nothing beats yesterday!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#11re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/04 at 5:54pmI laughed so hard I plotzed!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
TheaterGeek91
Broadway Star Joined: 5/22/04
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