SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 9:40am

THINGS HALLMARK DOESN'T SAY

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire..
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you.
I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion!
Before you go..
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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Happy birthday!
You look great,
for your age.
Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 9:46am

Boobs! You haven't posted a weekend chuckle in ages! YAY!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 9:52am

Hey Girly....I know...I needed a laugh this morning and wanted to share.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 9:59am

I love:
"Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep."

LOL!

Good one Boobsy!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 10:01am

that's hot. thank you!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 10:04am

bst your icon is HOT !!!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 11:02am

Wow that just made me really happy. Maybe happier than it should have. I had a bad morning...

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 11:07am

Thanks Boobs! I needed that too!

[mominator]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 11:15am

Thanks honey. That was needed today.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 12:32pm

Wow, sounds like everyone is having a bad morning!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/6/05 at 12:43pm

well done, boobsy, old boy!