Sally: (dictating her letter to Santa Claus to Charlie Brown) "Dear Santa Claus, how have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been especially good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want."
Charlie Brown: Oh, brother!
Sally: "Please note the size and colour of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself. Just send money. How about tens and twenties?"
Charlie Brown: Tens and twenties?!! Ohhhh, even my baby sister! (runs off, dismayed)
Sally: All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)