Salty Virgin Gone for Good? — Page 3

If you would like me to visit our Blessed Salty Virgin and capture some of the Miracle filled atmosphere and Angel Breath so you can experience the joy, send a self addressed stamped envelope, an old washed out Mayo jar and $25.00 cash. Hurry, while supplies last. If you act now, I will throw in a Salty Virgin shot glass and bottle of Taquila.

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Sueleen. You are doing this all wrong. First you must solicit money for air or bus fare to get to the Blessed Salty Virgin. It is important that you have someone sponsor or fund your activity so that you don't have any out-of-pocket expenses. Now, if you can find this individual, all the better. The way to make the real money is if you find several people interested and solicit a full price fare from each. Hell, they won't know that someone else is footing your bill and you make out like a bandit. Then you just go and collect one mayo jars worth. You go home and then brush some of the essence into each jar of those funding your trip. If you do the math, your one trip could keep you in the pink (or green) for quite some time.

Just don't get caught. It could be bad news for you if the others who have paid for your full fare find out they aren't special!

did you steal that miracle whip, you Salty Virgin?

Oh, Etoile, the baby jesus weeps over you hourly. Not the least reason being your striking likeness underneath a freeway in Illinois.

Are you made of wax, etoile? Are you some form of synergy to coincide with the release of that really crappy movie Paris is in? Thank god they killed her...oops, I mean you...off so quickly in the film.

Dottie, as long as Etoile lives, the legend of the salty virgin will never die.

Is that an image of Etoile on the toast in your avatar? HOT!

Oh, good times. But did you see Etoile meet her untimely demise in the recently-released House of Wax?
By the way, you do know that, in addition to being the salty image of our lord's mother on earth, that Etoile is also Paris Hilton?

Well, it's true. We also think Etoile might secretly be Rob, the board moderator, but I can't back that up with fact yet. I can, however, state that you never see the two of them in the same room.

My guess it's all the coke.

Boobs, don't be coy. We all know you're the official BWW supplier.

"Reefer madness, reefer madness...."
NOt the same thing, I know, but I don't know a musical theatre ode to coke.

NO, that was for E.