Salty Virgin Gone for Good?- Page 3
Salty Virgin Gone for Good?
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#50re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/7/05 at 2:29pmIf you would like me to visit our Blessed Salty Virgin and capture some of the Miracle filled atmosphere and Angel Breath so you can experience the joy, send a self addressed stamped envelope, an old washed out Mayo jar and $25.00 cash. Hurry, while supplies last. If you act now, I will throw in a Salty Virgin shot glass and bottle of Taquila.
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#51re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/7/05 at 2:55pm
No, I no longer accept money orders. They leave a record you know.
How about we meet in some dark alley at the time and place of my choosing?
JeffG
Leading Actor Joined: 12/28/03
#52re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/7/05 at 3:30pm
Sueleen. You are doing this all wrong. First you must solicit money for air or bus fare to get to the Blessed Salty Virgin. It is important that you have someone sponsor or fund your activity so that you don't have any out-of-pocket expenses. Now, if you can find this individual, all the better. The way to make the real money is if you find several people interested and solicit a full price fare from each. Hell, they won't know that someone else is footing your bill and you make out like a bandit. Then you just go and collect one mayo jars worth. You go home and then brush some of the essence into each jar of those funding your trip. If you do the math, your one trip could keep you in the pink (or green) for quite some time.
Just don't get caught. It could be bad news for you if the others who have paid for your full fare find out they aren't special!
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#53re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/7/05 at 3:39pmAnd I would suggest to show your true devotion you nix the mayo jars and go with the Miracle Whip.
#54re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/7/05 at 3:50pmdid you steal that miracle whip, you Salty Virgin?
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#55re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/7/05 at 4:06pmI am aghast at the implication. Here again I believe I'm being confused with someone else. I don't dally in illegal transgressions (or transactions) because I don't want to make the Baby Jesus weep.
#56re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/7/05 at 4:07pm
Oh, Etoile, the baby jesus weeps over you hourly. Not the least reason being your striking likeness underneath a freeway in Illinois.
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#57re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/8/05 at 2:21amDoes the likeness look like Paris Hilton? That's hot!
#58re: salty virgin gone for good?
Posted: 5/8/05 at 2:26amAre you made of wax, etoile? Are you some form of synergy to coincide with the release of that really crappy movie Paris is in? Thank god they killed her...oops, I mean you...off so quickly in the film.
#59re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:32pmI hear she has been restored.
#60re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:34pm
Dottie, as long as Etoile lives, the legend of the salty virgin will never die.
#61re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:38pmBway singer, that's nice to know. I feel much better now!!
#62re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:39pmIs that an image of Etoile on the toast in your avatar? HOT!
#63re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:44pmNo. It's the runaway bride, whose story is getting more and more interesting. Just saw on the news this morning that she has a record (shoplifting).
#64re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:48pm
Oh, good times. But did you see Etoile meet her untimely demise in the recently-released House of Wax?
By the way, you do know that, in addition to being the salty image of our lord's mother on earth, that Etoile is also Paris Hilton?
#65re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:49pmI did not know that. I swear, the things one learns at BWW!
#66re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:50pm
Well, it's true. We also think Etoile might secretly be Rob, the board moderator, but I can't back that up with fact yet. I can, however, state that you never see the two of them in the same room.
#67re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:55pmEtoile is very, very busy, isn't she? How does she manage it all?
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#69re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:09pmetoile does coke? That's HOT !!!
#70re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:10pm
Boobs, don't be coy. We all know you're the official BWW supplier.
#71re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:18pmbway Sssshhhhh...or I'll have to cut off your supply.
#72re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:22pm
"Reefer madness, reefer madness...."
NOt the same thing, I know, but I don't know a musical theatre ode to coke.
#73re: salty virgin: she's back!
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:27pmWasn't "Into The Woods" about coke? Isn't that what they all went into the woods for?
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