Sarah Palin Proves She's Way Stupider Than Third-Grader

THIRD GRADER: What does the Vice President do?

SARAH PALIN: Aw, that’s something that Piper would ask me, as a second grader, also. That's a great question, Brandon, and a Vice President has a really great job, because no only are they there to support the President agenda, they're like a team member, the team mate to that President. But also, they're in charge of the United States Senate, so if they want to they can really get in there with the Senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom. And it's a great job and I look forward to having that job


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l40nrw3V3GA

Article I of the Constitution: "The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided."

EDITED to add the full--and completely asinine--text of Palin's reply.

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Updated On: 10/21/08 at 01:51 PM

Eff off, Brandon.

my name is brandon, I feel ashamed now

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Palin would be better suited in a Monarchy rather than a Democracy. In a Monarchy any half-wit under the sun can rule provided they were born into the right family. They can say and do anything they want. In a modern "Figurehead Monarchy" they can say anything they want, live in luxury as parasites of the state and never be taken seriously.

I'm sure Kristin Wiig gave Sarah Palin' (the original spelling of her last name ended in a G) from the Suze Orman costume rack.

People first, money second, things third, and jackets fourth.

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Initial post EDITED to add the full--and completely asinine--text of Palin's reply.

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