Sarah Palin Proves She's Way Stupider Than Third-Grader

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 1:51pm

THIRD GRADER: What does the Vice President do?

SARAH PALIN: Aw, that’s something that Piper would ask me, as a second grader, also. That's a great question, Brandon, and a Vice President has a really great job, because no only are they there to support the President agenda, they're like a team member, the team mate to that President. But also, they're in charge of the United States Senate, so if they want to they can really get in there with the Senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom. And it's a great job and I look forward to having that job


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l40nrw3V3GA

Article I of the Constitution: "The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided."

EDITED to add the full--and completely asinine--text of Palin's reply.

Updated On: 10/21/08 at 01:51 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 1:56pm

Unless Brandon is gay. Then I don't see how she's going to make his life better.

[blueroses]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:01pm

Eff off, Brandon.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:05pm

And, I was just reading about the "Palin Effect" on CNN, yikes. Why did McCain insult the voters, the office of the VP and the process?

[bwayfan9]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:06pm

my name is brandon, I feel ashamed now

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:22pm

A shandeh un a charpeh.

[KrissySim]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:22pm

Palin would be better suited in a Monarchy rather than a Democracy. In a Monarchy any half-wit under the sun can rule provided they were born into the right family. They can say and do anything they want. In a modern "Figurehead Monarchy" they can say anything they want, live in luxury as parasites of the state and never be taken seriously.

[blueroses]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:23pm

Brandon must have made fun of her mother's hideous jacket.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:27pm

I'm sure Kristin Wiig gave Sarah Palin' (the original spelling of her last name ended in a G) from the Suze Orman costume rack.

People first, money second, things third, and jackets fourth.

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:36pm

As far as Sarah goes, I usually hear that she's "just like us." Why would ANYONE want a president like themselves?

I would be a HORRIBLE president, so I want someone with much more patience, fairness and knowledge than I possess. Thank god I have a good option this year!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 2:41pm

Initial post EDITED to add the full--and completely asinine--text of Palin's reply.

[Icehouse Life]

Posted: 10/21/08 at 3:04pm

Sarah Palin makes Dan Quayle look like Al Gore or Walter Mondale. The more she speaks, the worse she obviously is.

She's far better off being interviewed by Elmo or Laa-Laa. ("Answer Elmo's question!")