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Posted: 7/31/04 at 1:20am
A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. 'What's this!?' demands the grandfather.
'It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?' asks Gramps.
The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, 'I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."
'It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?' asks Gramps.
The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, 'I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
