Saturday Morning Chuckle

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/4/04 at 2:19am

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes SL55
convertible.

He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75.

He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.

Then he looked in his rear view mirror only to see a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring .

"I can get away from him with no problem," he thought as he tromped it harder, flying down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110; 120 mph.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing"

Pulling over to the side of the road he waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.

"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in
30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason that I've never heard before why you were driving that fast, I'll let it go."

The man looked up at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

Tipping his hat the trooper replied, "Sir, have a real nice day."

[Millie42]

Posted: 9/4/04 at 12:54pm

Thanks, Boobs. It had me worried when I didnt see this on the first page!
Sleeping in almost robbed me of my chuckle!

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/4/04 at 4:47pm

You don't know how much I needed a laugh.

[shira467]

Posted: 9/4/04 at 5:54pm

And now we all know why I need a Mercedes...

[mominator]

Posted: 9/4/04 at 6:19pm

BB that was GREAT!!! Thanks for the giggle.

[beacon1]

Posted: 9/4/04 at 6:26pm

omigosh. What a scream!

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/5/04 at 12:15am

That was awesome, Boobs.


Beacon, I'm going to say "What a scream!" now.

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 9/5/04 at 1:15am

Boobs: Do you come up with these jokes on your own? If you do, you should write a book with a collection of them.

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 9/5/04 at 1:34am

I agree with Millie... years later, historians will be picking the book apart and trying to figure out what it all means :)