Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

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Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 8:10pm

Aging spinster sister of Marge Simpson (of TV's The Simpsons) gives hope to aging spinster Avenue Q groupies everywhere! At last, a cartoon that speaks directly to Corine!

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Updated On: 3/13/05 at 08:10 PM

#2

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 8:23pm

HEY thats just not right ,

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

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re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 9:14pm

What? Did I misspell Bouvier?

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#4

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 9:23pm

I believed she acquired "Jub-Jub" during her brief sham marriage to Troy McClure.

Boy, I miss Phil Hartman.

#5

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 9:29pm

Nice of RJ Wagner and (last week) Gary Busey to fill in for him though.

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#6

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 9:33pm

jub-jub was her mother's

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#7

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 4:56am

Jub-Jub was her Aunt's!

They got Jub-Jub in the episode where they go to the Aunt's will-reading. Marge gets the Potato Chips that are shaped like presidents...that Homer eats...

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re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 5:16am

Yes, that episode was called 'Selma's Choice'. At the reading of the will Selma considers having a baby. She looks into artificial insemination. Her choices include a Nobel Prize winner and one of the Sweathogs. Homer has been eating a sumbarine sandwich for weeks. It makes him too sick to take the kids to the themepark. Selma agrees to take them. After doing a lousy job of looking after Bart and Lisa at Duff Gardens, Selma reconsiders the whole baby thing and gets Jub-Jub instead.

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#9

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 5:20am

Thanks Hep!

#10

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 5:47am

Anytime, Paradox.

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'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#11

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 9:53am

In any event, Corine2 can take comfort in the misadventures of Aunt Selma in knowing that, yes, there IS somebody who has it as bad as she. She's a cartoon character of course. And so is Selma.

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#12

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:07am

Jub Jub was given to Selma by her aunt, who urged her to not end up like she did, alone & childless with only her Iguana for affection. As Selma observed when she first met Jub Jub, "why didn't she just give me the bowel obstruction that killed her?"

Troy McLure was the meal ticket who was going to provide a warm flat rock for Jub Jub to lie on.

#13

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:11am

You people are sick.

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#14

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:14am

Rath you're just jealous~ Don't get down, you are a "BELOVED POSTER."

C'mon gang let's chip in and get Rath an Iguana! I'll start with $5!

#15

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:14am

Yes Rath.

Updated On: 3/14/05 at 10:14 AM

#16

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:15am

BEST LINE LAST NIGHT

WOO (to Lisa): Soon, you will have a Chinese baby sister who will one day pass you academically.

LISA: I don't know...I'm pretty smart.

WOO: Yeah, will, Tibet used to be "pretty free," but we all know what happened there...

#17

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:17am

You're on thin ice, there, Joey ma boy...

And Corine, I was talking about the unnatural knowledge of such trivial Simpsons factoids...

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#18

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:19am

Corine miss your point? That's unpossible.

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#19

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:21am

Namo,
Get a life darling!

#20

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:43am

Speaking of Threadjacking, Rath, didn't Maureen McGovern play Anna in the King & I? I think I saw her do that very thing but couldn't remember where or when....

And who is that enchanting new photo Rath?

#21

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 10:44am

I believe she did, yes, Joe - you can check her list of credits at www.maureenmcgovern.com.

And that lovely lady in my icon is the phenomenal Ms. Andrea McArdle.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#22

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 11:23am

"Namo,
Get a life darling!"

Ahahahahahahaha! Well, at least it's clear now who I was talking about.

Corine, did YOU work with Andrea McArdle?

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Updated On: 3/14/05 at 11:23 AM

#23

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 11:27am

This spinster was carded this past weekend. I am looking young. I bet you have huge bags around your eyes.
See ya later,
Alligator.

ps stop being a bitch darling. B-I-T-C-H- Does not get you:
R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
WORD!

Updated On: 3/14/05 at 11:27 AM

#24

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 11:34am

You're right, Corine, I have lived a hard knock life. But at least my eye bags match my shoes.

Speaking of threadjacks, you never answered my McArdle question.

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#25

re: Selma Bouvier owns an iguana!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 11:41am

Yes, she's quite beautiful, as is her lookalike daughter.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson