A group of friends are going as the Sexy Wizard of Oz characters. I was asked to be the Witch but I didn't want to do drag. Again.
Another friend of mine once went as sexy Hellen Keller.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert