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#25re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:30pm
" Mel? God? Neely?... NEEEEEEELYYY O'HARAAAAAAAA! "
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#26re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:32pm"They SAID she had laryngitis."
#27re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:32pm
"You've got to climb Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls."
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#28re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:37pm"TALENT? YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE HAS TALENT!"
#29re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:39pm
" You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
[Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics]
Oh, to hell with them! Let 'em droop"
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#30re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:41pm"Neely never learned to roll with the punches. And in this business they come fast; left, right and below the belt!"
#31re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:44pm" That old witch oughta to be boiled in oil "
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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#32re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:50pm"Black siamese. Should be very pretty."
#33re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:57pm
"Having FUN kiddies?"
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#34re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:34pm"I catch you red-handed with a naked broad in my pool and you sermonize me?!"
#35re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:36pm
"The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that's ME, baby, remember? "
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#36re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:40pm'Neely O'Hara - Younger Than Springtime And Twice As Exciting!'
#37re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:42pm
Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.
Neely O'Hara: It was not a nuthouse!
Helen Lawson: Look. They drummed you right outta Hollywood! So ya come crawlin' back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now you get outta my way, I got a guy waitin' for me.
Neely O'Hara: That's a switch from the fags you're usually stuck with!
Helen Lawson: At least I never had to MARRY one!
Neely O'Hara: YOU TAKE THAT BACK...
[pulls off Helen's wig while scuffling]
Neely O'Hara: ... oh my God, it's a wig! HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!
Helen Lawson: Get your hands off of me... GIMMIE BACK MY HAIR!
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#38re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:44pm
"So long granny. I'll tell your boyfriend not to wait for you!"
#39re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:45pm
Ted Casablanca: You've got your new deal, and I've got my sanity back.
Neely O'Hara: With that little whore?
Ted Casablanca: That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#40re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:51pm"I don't have to live by stinkin' rules laid-down for ordinary people."
#41re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:53pm
Neely O'Hara: All right, faggot! Start explaining!
Ted Casablanca: You need glasses, Neely. She's hardly built like a boy.
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#42re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:01pm
"I'll heat up the lasagna."
Boobs, I'm running out when I start quoting Miriam Polar!
#44re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:05pmLMAO..me too CM2..it was fun while it lasted. Thanks !!! I just adore that silly movie.
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#45re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:07pm
I list both Valley of the Dolls and its non-sequel, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls among my favorite films. What are you Goth, some kind of film snob?
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#46re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:12pm
"What are you Goth, some kind of a film snob?"
No, but I used to work in theater. My daily life consisted of working with people who lived "Valley of the Dolls". It's just not entertainment when you see it every day.
#47re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:47pmYou Guys are Fabulous.......I could shoot myself....In the nineties my cousin gave me a reel to reel tape of Miss Judy Garland recording "I'll Plant My Own Tree." Before they fired her ass she recorded two takes of the song....It didn't mean much to me at the time, so I sold the tape for 10 dollars to a Judy Garland Fan. I wonder how much I could get for that song now on Ebay?
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#49re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 3:58pm
Yes, he is.
#50re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 3:59pm
He was Neely O'Hara's ummmm husband.
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#51re: Share my pain
Posted: 5/24/05 at 4:01pmTony Polar to Jen: "Hey there's Neely with that Casablanca."
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