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#26

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:30pm

" Mel? God? Neely?... NEEEEEEELYYY O'HARAAAAAAAA! "

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#27

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:32pm

"They SAID she had laryngitis."

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#28

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:32pm

"You've got to climb Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#29

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:37pm

"TALENT? YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE HAS TALENT!"

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#30

" You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
[Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics]
Oh, to hell with them! Let 'em droop"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#31

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:41pm

"Neely never learned to roll with the punches. And in this business they come fast; left, right and below the belt!"

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#32

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:44pm

" That old witch oughta to be boiled in oil "

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#33

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:50pm

"Black siamese. Should be very pretty."

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#34

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 12:57pm

"Having FUN kiddies?"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#35

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:34pm

"I catch you red-handed with a naked broad in my pool and you sermonize me?!"

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#36

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:36pm

"The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that's ME, baby, remember? "

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#37

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:40pm

'Neely O'Hara - Younger Than Springtime And Twice As Exciting!'

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#38

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Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:42pm

Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.
Neely O'Hara: It was not a nuthouse!
Helen Lawson: Look. They drummed you right outta Hollywood! So ya come crawlin' back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now you get outta my way, I got a guy waitin' for me.
Neely O'Hara: That's a switch from the fags you're usually stuck with!
Helen Lawson: At least I never had to MARRY one!
Neely O'Hara: YOU TAKE THAT BACK...
[pulls off Helen's wig while scuffling]
Neely O'Hara: ... oh my God, it's a wig! HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!
Helen Lawson: Get your hands off of me... GIMMIE BACK MY HAIR!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#39

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:44pm

"So long granny. I'll tell your boyfriend not to wait for you!"

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Updated On: 5/24/05 at 01:44 PM

#40

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:45pm

Ted Casablanca: You've got your new deal, and I've got my sanity back.
Neely O'Hara: With that little whore?
Ted Casablanca: That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#41

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:51pm

"I don't have to live by stinkin' rules laid-down for ordinary people."

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#42

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Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:53pm

Neely O'Hara: All right, faggot! Start explaining!
Ted Casablanca: You need glasses, Neely. She's hardly built like a boy.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#43

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:01pm

"I'll heat up the lasagna."

Boobs, I'm running out when I start quoting Miriam Polar!

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#44

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:05pm

LMAO..me too CM2..it was fun while it lasted. Thanks !!! I just adore that silly movie.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#45

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:07pm

I list both Valley of the Dolls and its non-sequel, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls among my favorite films. What are you Goth, some kind of film snob?

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Updated On: 5/24/05 at 02:07 PM

#46

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:12pm

"What are you Goth, some kind of a film snob?"

No, but I used to work in theater. My daily life consisted of working with people who lived "Valley of the Dolls". It's just not entertainment when you see it every day.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#47

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:47pm

You Guys are Fabulous.......I could shoot myself....In the nineties my cousin gave me a reel to reel tape of Miss Judy Garland recording "I'll Plant My Own Tree." Before they fired her ass she recorded two takes of the song....It didn't mean much to me at the time, so I sold the tape for 10 dollars to a Judy Garland Fan. I wonder how much I could get for that song now on Ebay?

#48

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 3:58pm

Yes, he is.

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Updated On: 5/24/05 at 03:58 PM

#49

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Posted: 5/24/05 at 3:59pm

He was Neely O'Hara's ummmm husband.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 5/24/05 at 03:59 PM

#50

re: Share my pain

Posted: 5/24/05 at 4:01pm

Tony Polar to Jen: "Hey there's Neely with that Casablanca."

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