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She's the Next WING!!!

She's the Next WING!!!

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#0She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 2:34am

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html

This is apparently not a joke. She's really that bad.


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Updated On: 10/17/06 at 02:34 AM

DG
#1re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 2:39am

Why, WHY did you do that to me?!?

That being said, Wing is STILL in a class by herself - if only because of the magnitude of her commitment.

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Fiction Writer
#2re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 2:41am

I love WING.
She'll never die.
Peter's okay, but Jordan sucks.

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orangeskittles
#3re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 5:12am

A Whole New World was their first dance at their wedding? Oy. Did they have an ice cream cake and a clown making balloon animals too?

Ugh, the worst part is the last verse where they make it seem like there are 10 of her singing.


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TGIF
#4re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 8:09am

Well, that was certainly a nice way to start of the morning. She was ...wretched. Still...Wing is Wing. DG is right. You have to admire the gal for her dedication to her craft.


I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!

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luvtheEmcee
#5re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 9:26am

I miss Wing.


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Mister Matt
#6re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 9:47am

Based on the song and the photo, I can only assume they make a living doing soft porn.


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JohnPopa
#7re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 9:49am

Imagine being so bad a singer that it makes the news. Ouch.

DG
#8re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 10:38am

Orange - you actually made it til the last verse? I'm just not that strong.

And Mister Matt, I do believe you're right.

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doodlenyc
#9re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 11:28am

She's no worse than Lucy Lawless on Celebrity Duets.


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Rathnait62
#10re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 11:29am

That better not be a video of me.


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justagirl2
#11re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 11:32am

HA! I want this on my iPod. I pride myself on getting through it.

I like how towards the end, Peter sounds like he's about to burst into tears. Updated On: 10/17/06 at 11:32 AM

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SueleenGay
#12re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 12:02pm

Did they really write, "Andre, who can actually sing?" Who are these people? It sounded like it was cut from the soundtrack of the wedding scene in The Other Sister.


PEACE.

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justagirl2
#13re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 12:03pm

Sueleen, that just made my day. Thank you.

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absolutely fabulous
#14re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 4:25pm

That was just a tad painful.

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StephenSondheimWHOO
#15re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 5:17pm

WOW! I don't know what your are talking about, that was incredible. I really want that cd

erikaamato
#16re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 5:30pm

Oh, dear. He's actually pretty bad, too, but she is AMAZING!!! She's not Wing, but she's amazing in her own right.

What I can't wait for is how perfectly on pitch she will sound, (and his minor pitch issues will also be fixed, of course), once these raw tracks go through AutoTune and the song is released on this Christmas CD they talked about. I guarantee you that people will be all, "Wow! She can really sing!" Maybe then all the naifs out there will truly get it when we say that with enough money for the producers and gear, ANYONE can be made to sound good. (Paris Hilton, anyone?)

Edited for typos
Updated On: 10/17/06 at 05:30 PM

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zepka102
#17re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/17/06 at 10:11pm

i've listened to it several times... i can't help but die of laughter everytime... i love it re: She's the Next WING!!!


::bust a move::

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TGIF
#18re: She's the Next WING!!!
Posted: 10/18/06 at 12:18am

I feel so masochistic but I am compelled to keep hitting "play" over and over. What did I do to deserve this?!


I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!


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