Shopping for a husband
Shopping for a husband
cheezedoodle
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#0Shopping for a husband
Posted: 2/1/06 at 12:36pm
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#1re: Shopping for a husband
Posted: 2/1/06 at 12:39pmOh man. I was hoping this was going to be a "How-To" type of post.
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#2re: Shopping for a husband
Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:50pmthat's hilarious! lol
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#4re: Shopping for a husband
Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:53pm
LOL
How very true.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#5Shopping for a Wife
Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:54pm
I can just picture the elevator for men: Floor One - Has Boobs.
There would be no need for any other floors.
*ducks from things men will throw at her*
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#8Shopping for a Wife
Posted: 2/1/06 at 2:20pmI purchased my husband at the 99 Cents Store. Now he is my ex-husband.
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