Since people are saying the Off-topic board has lost pizazz...

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:04pm

LET'S KICK IT UP A NOTCH!

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:06pm

That is too funny. Of all things, I wasn't expecting THAT!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:06pm

Oh, I think there's a few topics on this board that have given some people "a rise".

Updated On: 12/5/04 at 09:06 PM

[Mythus]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:06pm

Okay, I love that.

[Liam]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:07pm

when did we lose it?

[Mythus]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:07pm

Well, I lost it in the women's bathroom at a gas station, but that's just me.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:09pm

Lunch time after we finished eating the KD.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:16pm

lol, anyways, thought i'd get the board going!

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:21pm

I traded my pizzaz to a blind midget loan shark while traveling in Calcutta. What I got in exchange was a shiny pair of shoes and a back-alley breast augmentation. I'm a lot more popular now, but sometimes I wake up screaming at night, thinking my pizzaz is still there, feeling it there, but realizing that it is not. Then I just take some meds and go see what's on the television.

Updated On: 12/5/04 at 09:21 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:24pm

Aah. Midgets.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:24pm

Matt-- that was random and hilarious! one more drink for you!

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:24pm

Tiff~ is that Nick Nolte when he was arrested for DUI? I swear, I have a deck of playing cards with "famous people in infamous situations" on the cards and no one can play poker because we are cracking up at the "stars behind bars".

As for Emeril, I met him in New Orleans at his restaurant a long while back. We had one of his "dinners" and he signed a cookbook for us. He spits lot, which we found extremely entertaining.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:26pm

Indeed it is, PB. I had an avatar of Michael Jackson's mugshot, but too many people PMed me saying it gave them nightmares so this was the happy compromise.

Where can you get those cards??

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:27pm

about to ask the same question Tiff... let's chat, i'm bored.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:28pm

Uggh....but then I have to keep up my end of the conversation!

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:28pm

lol

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:30pm

Can I nap and come back later?

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:32pm

napping is fun!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:42pm

How can anyone find a faceful of saliva to be entertaining--even if it is Emeril?

[BEKA531]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:43pm

this really made me laugh out loud... definitely wasn't expecting emeril. i watch unwrapped occassionally, but i HATE emeril. with a PASSION.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:45pm

Is that you in the background, Priest?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:47pm

Fake boobs are so unappealing.

That's why we appreciate jmac's alleged non-chicken cutlets.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:49pm

Hey, they are not fake.

They are real.

And you cannot convince me otherwise.

Anyway, the thing that makes her so damn hot is her hair.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:49pm

[insomniak]

Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:51pm

BroadwayMatt, I have never had my sex drive killed faster.