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Since people are saying the Off-topic board has lost pizazz...

Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:04pm

LET'S KICK IT UP A NOTCH!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:06pm

That is too funny. Of all things, I wasn't expecting THAT!

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:06pm

Oh, I think there's a few topics on this board that have given some people "a rise".

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 12/5/04 at 09:06 PM

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:06pm

Okay, I love that.

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:07pm

when did we lose it?

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:07pm

Well, I lost it in the women's bathroom at a gas station, but that's just me.

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:09pm

Lunch time after we finished eating the KD.

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:16pm

lol, anyways, thought i'd get the board going!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:21pm

I traded my pizzaz to a blind midget loan shark while traveling in Calcutta. What I got in exchange was a shiny pair of shoes and a back-alley breast augmentation. I'm a lot more popular now, but sometimes I wake up screaming at night, thinking my pizzaz is still there, feeling it there, but realizing that it is not. Then I just take some meds and go see what's on the television.

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

Updated On: 12/5/04 at 09:21 PM

#10

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:24pm

Aah. Midgets.

#11

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:24pm

Matt-- that was random and hilarious! one more drink for you!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#12

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:24pm

Tiff~ is that Nick Nolte when he was arrested for DUI? I swear, I have a deck of playing cards with "famous people in infamous situations" on the cards and no one can play poker because we are cracking up at the "stars behind bars".

As for Emeril, I met him in New Orleans at his restaurant a long while back. We had one of his "dinners" and he signed a cookbook for us. He spits lot, which we found extremely entertaining.

www.pbentertainmentinc.com BWW regional writer "Philadelphia/South Jersey"

#13

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:26pm

Indeed it is, PB. I had an avatar of Michael Jackson's mugshot, but too many people PMed me saying it gave them nightmares so this was the happy compromise.

Where can you get those cards??

#14

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:27pm

about to ask the same question Tiff... let's chat, i'm bored.

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#15

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:28pm

Uggh....but then I have to keep up my end of the conversation!

#16

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:28pm

lol

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#17

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:30pm

Can I nap and come back later?

#18

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 9:32pm

napping is fun!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#19

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:42pm

How can anyone find a faceful of saliva to be entertaining--even if it is Emeril?

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#20

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:43pm

this really made me laugh out loud... definitely wasn't expecting emeril. i watch unwrapped occassionally, but i HATE emeril. with a PASSION.

#21

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:45pm

Is that you in the background, Priest?

#22

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:47pm

Fake boobs are so unappealing.

That's why we appreciate jmac's alleged non-chicken cutlets.

#23

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:49pm

Hey, they are not fake.

They are real.

And you cannot convince me otherwise.

Anyway, the thing that makes her so damn hot is her hair.

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#24

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:49pm

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

#25

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Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:51pm

BroadwayMatt, I have never had my sex drive killed faster.

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