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#176

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:43pm

WOAH!!!

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#177

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:48pm

Straight...

Single...

Female..........

*I'm going to die alone with 20 cats and a housecoat*

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#178

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:50pm

Tiff atleast you will have the cats.. I wont even have that.. I'm allergic!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#179

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:51pm

Tiff, I'll be your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, mistress, AND Latin lover?

"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

#180

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:51pm

Gettin' a little rowdy and double posting. Pft.

Updated On: 11/18/04 at 09:51 PM

#181

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:54pm

Single, straight female...but hopefully not for much longer!

Edited - I mean I won't be single any more, I'll still be a straight female!

Updated On: 11/18/04 at 09:54 PM

#182

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:54pm

Dude, I am all over that like you can't imagine.

(Is your pic on the Gorgeous Guys thread? I've gotta go back and read all of it!)

Camerangel - I'm allergic too. So let me revise - I will be dead, alone, with a tacky housecoat, 20 coats, and hives.

#183

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:56pm

Aee tiff, I offer you my bottle of benedryl..

I will need that and probably 15 inhalers..

#184

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:15pm

So just to keep y'all up to speed - I'm still single.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#185

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:16pm

So there's no sex in the city, matty?

#186

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:16pm

And Addy's still out on some big HOT DATE that is not with me.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#187

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:18pm

because she is STRAIGHT. She ain't into chicks, honey. Never has been and never will be and ain't nothing you can say ever gonna change it.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#188

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:18pm

Aww Rath, you know I'm still around, and if this straight thing doesn't turn out...

#189

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:19pm

Matt, why don't you just use a shotgun?

Tiff, you're sweet.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#190

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:22pm

Beautiful new icon, Rath!

#191

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:27pm

I don't like guns.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#192

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 10:27am

recently taken gay male
:)

#193

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 10:47am

Still Staight/Male and single. Just an update.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#194

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:20pm

If you ever give up on the girls, Carl--pick me! pick me! You WON'T regret it!

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#195

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:24pm

Carl really thought women were going to post their pix online. I still say he'll be batting on our team in a few years!

'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

#196

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:25pm

Carl: Good idea to update!

Me: Still Single/Straight/Female!

It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!

#197

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:25pm

I promise to keep that in mind JRB. :). All of your comments are extremely flattering.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

Updated On: 11/19/04 at 12:25 PM

#198

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:27pm

I have a great idea LA, if you can sing, the two of us should do a production of Hedwig and The Angry Inch. Of course now middie is gonna question my sexuality even more because I want to play Hedwig, but doesn't it make me more of a man if I can pull off a drag role?

Either way LA it will be our ticket to recognition. And it might solve the being single problem.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#199

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:40pm

Hi! Got a pic?

#200

re: Single or Taken?

Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:40pm

Hi! Oh - you probably didn't mean me.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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