So, anyone see TROY?

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So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 8:40am

Anyone see it yet? Was it as delicious as it looks?

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 10:30am

No, it's tedious garbage.

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 10:36am

It was a big huge EPIC. Not much acting but lots of battle scenes and delicious mens.

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 1:23pm

Will wait for the DVD with all the extras

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 2:01pm

Wasn't he on The Apprentice ?

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 2:14pm

I said all along it should have been a musical. But nobody listens to me.

PEACE.

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 2:54pm

Achilles was a real heel if you ask me

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 3:04pm

But is Brad naked?

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/15/04 at 3:59pm

I'm gonna go see it just for the scene with Julie Christie as Pitt's mom. LOVE her.

And yeah, I hear we get to see some skin (Brad). Yay!

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/16/04 at 12:17pm

"I heard that troy got really really bad reviews"

See for yourself...

Troy Reviews

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#11

Christie is wasted, the photography is dull, the beefcake...okay, the battle scenes suck, the dialogue is preposterous, it's LOOOOOOOONG, Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom suck, the chick who plays Helen should be "the pretty girl" in some teeny-bopper flick, O'Toole is bloody brilliant but we have to watch him kneel before Brad Pitt which is just wrong, wrong, wrong. A must-miss.

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#12

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/16/04 at 4:19pm

I agree with Borstalboy. Brad's body was lush, but no full frontal nudity sent me right back to the Gaiety to catch Phantom2's second show.

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#13

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Posted: 5/16/04 at 6:54pm

LOL! Oh the Gaiety. Such wonderful memories

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#14

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/16/04 at 7:13pm

Saw Troy today and ejoyed it and Brad and Orlando were well worth the price of admission.

I was disappointed that it gave you some on screen information at the start of the film but gave none at the end. And not being up to date on the Illiad, I have no idea what happened after Troy fell.

Call it a regime change...

#15

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/16/04 at 8:15pm

I saw "Troy" today - on the spur of the moment. I thought it was "okay" - not horrible, not fantastic, but just okay - I'd probably rate it a C+. Eric Bana turned in a better acting performance than Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom did. It was nice to see Peter O'Toole and Julie Christie on-screen again. I'm sorry that the director didn't make more of this epic story - as it should have been better. I would suggest to wait to see this movie on cable or as a rental, but a film of this scale does much better on a big screen than on a small one. So if you are a fan of these actors (Brad is eye candy, no doubt), enjoy lots of fighting, and have a penchant for ancient Greek history, then you will probably not mind the investment of your time and money on "Troy". If these items don't apply, choose another movie.

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re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/16/04 at 8:32pm

To Broadwaylilhead

After Troy fell, he got up.

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#17

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/17/04 at 3:21am

I saw troy today. Eric Bana is so gorgeous to look at. Brad Pitt is kind of dull. Orlando Bloom is verey effeminate. The entire movie theater was at times laughing hystericaly at his line readings.

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#18

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/17/04 at 8:22am

I kept wondering why the entire cast had off and on British accents.

#19

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:40am

Great icon Erik

Call it a regime change...

#20

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/17/04 at 10:04am

Brad was a fabulous War Machine, but ERIC BANA was just OUTSTANDING....not a great great movie, but it was entertaining enough. The Battle Scenes were very cool....Helen was dull... it was great to see Peter O'Toole.....I guess Orlando will be an Archer in all his big movies...lmao

BANA WAS VERY VERY VERY GOOD....LOVED HIM....OUTSTANDING...I think the movie is HIS

#21

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/17/04 at 10:30am

This one I think will make for a great DVD...

#22

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/17/04 at 7:06pm

Homer must be turning in his urn.

#23

re: So, anyone see TROY?

Posted: 5/17/04 at 8:02pm

Are there any suggestions that Achilles and Patroclus were actually lovers ? I don't hope so

Also is it true that they show Achilles entering Troy as well ? This is pure crap. Achilles was killed by Paris before the Trojan horse was constructed. I am seeing it next week. You can imagine what's going on in the Greek cinemas with the film. Can't find a single seat :)

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