Someone help a menstrual girl out!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Someone help a menstrual girl out!#0

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:05am

So, it's been this incredibly awful day, during which I fought with my best friend on the phone, ruined another friend's day by bitching to her about my other friend for hours on end, then couldn't reach either of my parents. I came back from dinner to find an empty dorm, only to find that every other student here had been invited to the same party (by our RA) except me. I hit my head so hard I passed out, accidentally ate hot-sauce covered popcorn (which I'm allergic to--the hot sauce, not the popcorn), and spent the last hour and twelve minutes sobbing into a pillow. For some reason, my tears are burning badly, and my head is still throbbing, and my stomach's heaving, but worst of all is the realization that I honestly can't think of a single person to talk to. I'm probably lonlier than I've ever been in my life, and my mommy's not answering the phone. Someone, please...help a girl out!

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#1

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:06am

I don't remember typing that...are you me?

[LaeloftheLakes]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#2

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:07am

Ha. Might be nice to be someone else about now.

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#3

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:08am

Let's wallow together. Fancy booking ourselves in for a hysterectomy? Or shall we just take a knife to each others uteri?

[LaeloftheLakes]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#4

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:10am

PLEASE! Honestly, it's just been the sh!ttiest day...and I can HEAR the party! For god's sake, it's next door!

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[CJR]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#5

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:12am

When I turned 18 I begged my obgyn to tie my tubes... he refused, on the grounds that I might want to have children later in life.

*sigh*

In any event, hope your night is going better!

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#6

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:13am

Or instead of stabbing ourselves, why not stab our friends?? I had a row with one of mine too, totally my fault, but whatever -I'll still stab her. C'mon, we'll make the news! We'll be FAMOUS!

[LaeloftheLakes]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#7

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:13am

It's not. Really, really not.

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[CatieElphie1]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#8

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:14am

awww.I'm sorry. that sucks.
I hope you feel better tomorrow!

Was that a fat joke?

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#9

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:14am

*passes Lael sharp knife*

[luvtheEmcee]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#10

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:15am

Oh, honey feel better. Remember how I've been mortally ill for a week? Yeah, on top of that I have menstrual cramps of DEATH. It's horrid.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#11

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:16am

Why wasn't I born with a willy??

[insomniak]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#12

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:17am

Don't use the knife, Lael!

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#13

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:18am

*pops up on Lael's other shoulder, dressed in red*

DO use the knife!

[LaeloftheLakes]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#14

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:21am

Hey, now we've banded together! My friend (the other person in the dorm who wasn't invited) is here, too! She says:

I found a website with celebratity mug shots it helped.


Yeah, she's a little crazy. But we love her anyway.

*takes knife, pondering*

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#15

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:22am

Do it...

[insomniak]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#16

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:26am

ELLIE!!!

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#17

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:31am

Yes?

[insomniak]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#18

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:33am

The devil has invaded bww in the form of Ellie3. Don't do it!

[liotte]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#19

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:34am

I'm sorry you are having such a bad day! We've all been there at some point, and everything always ends up ok in the end. Hang in there!

[Ellie3]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#20

Posted: 2/27/05 at 12:35am

DO IT, DO IT NOW ... Updated On: 2/27/05 at 12:35 AM

[TGIF]

re: Someone help a menstrual girl out!#21

Posted: 2/27/05 at 1:20am

I've always been lucky with cramps, but I've been there with the other stuff. It sucks. And nothing anybody says will make you feel better.

Tomorrows another day. Hey! Listen to RENT.

*Sings to Lael: Another time, Another day..."*

I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!