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#26

re: Son of a Preacher Man

As in White? We're not far from it. In fact, I did know someone who had a prayer closet.
This is the same large-ankled woman who used to tell me I was going to hell for wearing shorts.
Of course, at the time and for years after, I wondered how a 5 year old boy showing his legs was leading people to sin. Now I know.
#27

re: Son of a Preacher Man

Her husband was probably staring.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#28

re: Son of a Preacher Man

Well, no, but true story: when she found out her son was gay and doing drag in Dallas, she had a heart attack.

There's your homosexual agenda right there.
#29

re: Son of a Preacher Man

That's awesome.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#30

re: Son of a Preacher Man

I agree with Rath, whom I've missed...

HI RATH!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#31

re: Son of a Preacher Man

Oooh...her son was the gay Carrie!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#32

re: Son of a Preacher Man

"Of course, at the time and for years after, I wondered how a 5 year old boy showing his legs was leading people to sin."

as michael jackson used to sing, "i'm bad. jamonit."
XING
PED
#33

re: Son of a Preacher Man

I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the devil has come home. We'll pray.
#34

re: Son of a Preacher Man

is that the story of how you and your beau met, lildogs, it's sweet. really.
XING
PED

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