Strangers with Candy - Favourite Quotes

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 2:22pm

Mine:

1. Jerri Blank to football jock who is harassing her and pointing his finger in her face:

"Hmm, that's interesting. How come YOUR finger, smells like HIS ass?"

2. At cheerleading try-outs, Jerri is asked what VICTORY spells.

"Win!!! Um, fandango? Hobo camp? Hobo camp!"

3. Jerri's class asignment- to write a poem about Brazil:

"When you work from your home, and johns call on the phone, you're a callgirl/
When you walk with a limp, and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street-whore/
When they're beggin ya please to get down on your knees near their groinage, scusa me, butcha see, doncha touch where they pee, without coinage/
When I straddle and squat, to show you my-"

"That's enough Jerri!"