Strangest Pickup Line....

#1

Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:14pm

I had to post this as it was hysterical. Last evening I got an instant message from someone on a dating site and this is what he wrote to me:
"Hello, gorgeous. I have one important question to ask you, do you bake?"
Bake? I replied. "Bake cakes and cookies he replied.Good grief. The man will only date someone who can bake and he then went on
to say he wanted her to cook and clean.Sounds like he
is looking for a maid and cook, not a date. The nerve of some people!
What ever happened to class? What is your strangest pick up line, this one took the prize for me.

Updated On: 12/21/06 at 12:14 PM

#2

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:17pm

to be fair, you were on http://www.cookiewhores4more.com

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#3

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:20pm

I wish I still had it. There's this creepy guy whose younger brother went to high school and college with me. He sent me a MySpace message basically extolling my virtues. How I looked so cute with my hair pulled back while I was working, how I was "almost sexy...[and had] great skin, really."

The creepiest thing was that it took me 2 days to figure out who sent it. Knowing it was Jimmy didn't really make things any happier, though.

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Updated On: 12/21/06 at 12:20 PM

#4

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:21pm

robbo, you motherf*cker! you went and publicize them and now they're shut down! where am i gonna get my cookiewhores now, you insensitive prick?!?!?!

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#5

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:24pm

Well, Corine, considering you were on a hook-up site his first question, "Do you put out on the first date?" was already answered for him, so logically he went to his next item on the list. Can't blame a guy, I am always hungry after sex, aren't you?

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#6

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:24pm

Isn't it obvious papa? Corinnes Corner.

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#7

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:27pm

I don't want to date Cookie Monster. HEH.

#8

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 12:31pm

lildogs was right. you jews are trouble!

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#9

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:07pm

Some guy at a bar actually used the "Did It Hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from Heaven" line on me. I just burst out into laughter, and he stood there for a minute. When I dind't stop laughing he finally just walked away and up to another girl!

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#10

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:08pm

"Hi. I'm Cruel_Sandwich."

#11

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:10pm

You actually said "What?" Tink?

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#12

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:26pm

"Didn't I see you on HEE HAW?"

#13

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:30pm

SM2 - Yes I did. He caught me off guard, and it was more like a confused "WTF" "What" .

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#14

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:34pm

"Didnt you used to dance at the Gaiety?"

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#15

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:38pm

"Didn't you play Roxie in the Chicago movie?"

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#16

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:39pm

um...mine was serious.

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#17

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:39pm

What makes you think mine wasn't? You've never even met me.

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#18

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:40pm

I was out drinking with my sister years ago, when she came over cracking up. A guy had come up to her and said "Your eyes are like crystal balls. What does my future hold for me?"

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#19

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:42pm

um...that was a joke sensitivo!

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#20

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:44pm

Ha! So was mine, SUCKAAAAHHHHH!!!

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#21

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:46pm

"I want you to wear my ring and be my bitch."

the line did not work.......and then he became a major porn star for awhile and I 'saw" what I was missing, and called myself bitch for days.......

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#22

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:51pm

my pick up line was for real...I never doubted you were the spitting image of Renee Zellpuffyface.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#23

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:53pm

Stop messing with my head.

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#24

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:56pm

but...that's what I do...it's my "thing"

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#25

re: Strangest Pickup Line....

Posted: 12/21/06 at 1:57pm

You're hurting me.

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