Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#1Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 1:40am
And that film is..............
(drum roll)
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM
Awful, awful, awful film. Just empty special effects in the service of inertia. The film neither comes nor goes anywhere and not even someone as talented as Ricky Gervais can lift it from the unbearably black abyss of mediocrity.
#2re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 2:08amWell I'll be darned.
-Kad
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DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#2re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 3:57amConsidering what you usually gravitate toward, did you honestly expect to enjoy this?
#3re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 9:12amAny film that contains the presence of Robin Williams, I automatically reject, outright! I'm off to the 10:00 showing of ROCKY BALBOA.
#4re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 12:42pmWas it worse than Eragon? *shudder*
ahmelie: Are you implying that twinkies and lesbians are bad? BITCH!
#5re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 1:22pmYAY!!! I'm proud of you
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#6re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 1:32pmHow could you not know that going in?
#7re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 1:44pmIn the seasonal glut of family fare, why did this make 45 million and CHARLOTTE'S WEB so much less? I'll take a wonderful pig over a too radiant Stiller any day.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#8re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 2:48pmI at least hoped Gervais' presence would lift it up where it belonged, to where the eagles fly...
#9re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 3:37pmDoes this movie even have a plot?
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#11re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 4:01pmWhy didn't they just get Debbie Reynolds to do the voice in CHARLOTTE'S WEB? I might have gone to see it, then. I really, really liked ROCKY BALBOA.
worrell4077
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/04
#12re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 4:03pm
Am I the only one on this board who liked Night At The Museum? I thought it was nice, little family movie, and I thought it was funny. I only went cause of Robin Williams.
The movie DOES have a plot. The plot is basically Ben Stiller's character gets a job at the Museum of Natural History as the new night security guard, and is given a tour and a guide to the job by the former guards(Mickey Roony, Dick Van Dyke, and Bill Cobb). He then learns that the museum is cursed with a piece of treasure from the Egyptian pharoah's tomb and the curse causes everything in the museum to come to life at night. At the same time, someone is stealing from the museum and is planting the stolen merchandise on Ben Stiller's character.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#13re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 4:07pmIt's a shame Stiller doesn't play guitar with his friends Weird and Gillie.
#14re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 7:26pm
Hated it, the plot about a dead beat dad, good god how many times does this have to turn up in family films?
Also the pharoah was just the gayest, i laughed out loud when he first appeared ( which was sad really, since it was the first laugh i had in the whole movie )
It may have worked if Ben Stiller was not cast, that man is horrible to watch
#15re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/30/06 at 9:24pmIt's not in the AAFES cinemas over here yet, but I'm planning to see it when it is. =/
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Or at least I try
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They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
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LaurenB
Broadway Star Joined: 6/17/04
#16re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/31/06 at 12:16pm
JohnBoy2 - waiting anxiously for your review of Rocky Balboa...
*tapping foot*
LionessInWinter
Broadway Star Joined: 8/23/05
#17re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/31/06 at 3:44pmI heard a podcast interview with the director about 4 months ago and from the conversation it sounded like they (he and the actors) basically were (re)writing it and making some of it up during filming.
#18re: Surprise Surprise: A Movie I Actually DISLIKED!
Posted: 12/31/06 at 4:09pmROCKY BALBOA is excellent. It is one of the best films of the year, with a couple of the finest performances of the year. Stallone, for me, gives a superb performance. The writing is first-rate; and, because it is a ROCKY sequel, will be unfairly ignored come awards' time. I defy anyone to watch the film and not find something to like.
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