THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Posted: 3/4/10 at 9:07am

An Italian lover named Guido, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome
when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things
progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and,
after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom, where he 'rattled'
her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked, with a smile, 'So,
you finish?'

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the lovemaking resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The
lovemaking finally ended and again, Guido smiled and asked, 'You
finish?'

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, Cuddled closer to
him and softly said, 'No.'

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,
he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking,
clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his
head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, 'You
finish?'

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered In his ear, 'No, I
'Swedish'.