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#1

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Today's word is................. Fluctuations

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange Yen for Euros.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat Euro fo Yen.. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Didn't you get the memo?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Apparently not. I've got some great black jokes when you want to branch out!
#5

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Thanks! I let you know.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

PS - It's nothing personal against you. I just think your jokes this week are a little questionable.
#7

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

So when 'dumb blonde' jokes are posted, will those be questionable, too?

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

Updated On: 5/13/10 at 12:18 PM

#8

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

I only post chuckles to make people smile and perhaps start their day off with a little laugh. We can read into all jokes and find them "questionable" They are "jokes"...not meant to hurt anyone. I don't want this to be an on going thing that I have to worry about who will take offense to a chuckle I post. It's just not worth it...so Phyllis, now matter how you put it, it is "personal" being I posted it. I feel like you called me a racist without saying the word. That was not my intent and is not at all who I am. I will refrain from posting any more chuckles on here, so I won't offend anyone again.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Girly, I'm just going to ignore your comment, because really, if you're equating a blond joke with a ching chong chinamen joke I don't think we can have actual conversation.

Boobs, in all honesty, if I hadn't see this joke from the other day, I probably wouldn't have said anything here at all.

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"


Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great.. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'


I mean, why does he even have to be Chinese for that joke, except to do the ching chong chinamen thing.

I never said you were a racist, but you did post two racist jokes.

If you're going to stop posting all jokes because you don't want to be called out on the racist ones, that's YOUR issue to deal with.






Updated On: 5/13/10 at 12:39 PM

#10

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

BROADWAY BOOBS...Please don't go! I can't start my day without a CHUCKLE!
#11

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

I only post chuckles to make people smile and perhaps start their day off with a little laugh. We can read into all jokes and find them "questionable" They are "jokes"...not meant to hurt anyone.

No. Sorry, Boobs. This is not okay. It doesn't matter what the meaning was if the result does involve hurt.

And it seems like you're just hiding behind the "TAKE A JOKE!" defense, so I'm not going to put much time into any rebuttals. Just read this. Please.

http://www.racialicious.com/2010/04/22/some-basic-racist-ideas-and-some-rebuttals-why-we-exist/

And now I will wave my flag (yellow as my skin) and bid this thread adieu.
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt

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