#1
Posted: 6/9/11 at 9:32am
One day a string walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender looked down at him and said, "We don't serve strings in here!"
The string walked outside tied himself in a knot and freyed his ends. He walks back into the bar and orders another beer.
The bartender looks down at him and says, "Hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out of here?"
The string looks up at him and says, "I'm a freyed knot."
The bartender looked down at him and said, "We don't serve strings in here!"
The string walked outside tied himself in a knot and freyed his ends. He walks back into the bar and orders another beer.
The bartender looks down at him and says, "Hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out of here?"
The string looks up at him and says, "I'm a freyed knot."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
