THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/11/11 at 9:59am
PENIS POEM
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/11/11 at 10:15am
Speak for your own, Boobs. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/11/11 at 11:01am
Don't mess with me...I know spells to shrink your penis.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 8/11/11 at 11:01 AM
#3THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/11/11 at 11:26am
Oh, please, Boobs, I swim every day -- ain't no spell you got that works better than an ice cold pool... 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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#4THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/11/11 at 11:58am
An older lady friend of mind used to say she no longer worried about her husband cheating on her because he took a 1/2 a viagra every day just so he wouldn't pee on his shoes 
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