THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Posted: 9/29/11 at 7:27am

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand,embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

'Well,I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'