THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/25/13 at 8:26am
lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly passes gas. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, "Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, "sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, If you farted just looking at it - you're going to sh*t when I tell you the price ..."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/04
#2THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/25/13 at 10:09amHa! I'll admit, I do love a good fart joke. Thanks, boobs!
HoldThatThought
Stand-by Joined: 7/15/12
#2THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/25/13 at 7:26pmGood one, boobs! Thanks! And I dig the Kellie Pickler avatars!
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