THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/3/14 at 8:05am

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its fifty-thousand dollars.

The husband says: "We've got to give it back".

She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.

One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"

She says: "No"..

The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from school yesterday ..."

At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here .."

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/3/14 at 5:07pm

The Boobster does it again. The hits keep coming.

[D2]

Posted: 4/3/14 at 5:52pm

Is Sally the first Mrs. R or the second?

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/3/14 at 5:56pm

To set the record straight

Mrs R and I were not childhood sweethearts
We have been married for 16 years this September
If we found the money, Mrs R would take us first to Paris and than Venice.