THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0

Posted: 10/7/04 at 6:58am

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[joeyjoe]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 10/7/04 at 7:28am

i LOL you!

[mominator]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 10/7/04 at 7:33am

good one BB!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[Broadwayboobs]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 10/7/04 at 7:34am

Thanks to my friend SOMMS for that one.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4

Posted: 10/7/04 at 7:46am

Hee Hee! I love that one everytime!

[NYadgal]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5

Posted: 10/7/04 at 9:29am

SOMMS and Boobs - thanks for sharing.

I think I know that little old lady...where's BitterBetty??

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

[joeyjoe]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6

Posted: 10/7/04 at 11:49am

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

[insomniak]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#7

Posted: 10/7/04 at 9:58pm

That was wonderful Boobs. A new favorite.

[ponine24601]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#8

Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:00pm

hahah!! those are great! thanks guys!!

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon