THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:42am
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties,and used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, `From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:45am
Now boobs, did Addie and Undi give you permission to tell their story? 
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:52am
SOMMS...that was supposed to be our little secret of who this was actually about.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 8:03am
I love stories that come with good visuals! Thanks, Boobs!!
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 8:31amThanks BB that one has forced me to clean the computer screen! LOL
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 8:32am
haha another great way to wake up!!
thanks Boobs!
now it's off to write a midterm....*shudders*
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:16pm
Hey! Boobs - you PROMISED you wouldn't say anything!
Undi - what are we going to do about this??
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:17pmOh, please Addy. That had your name all over it!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#8re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:19pmUndi was there, too!!!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#9re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:20pm
But the question is: Which of you was which?
#10re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:20pmoh that's an easy on to answer Gov.....
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#11re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:21pmDo you REALLY think we will tell you?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#12re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:21pmYou don't need to tell anyone. I have the video!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#13re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:24pmUNDIIIIIIIIII!!! Help!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#14re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:38pmDo you still have the video of THEM, Undi??
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:43pmHey, Boobs! Did you swipe the video?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#16re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:43pm
Ha! We snuck it out of your purse when you turned your head.
Along with that beautiful gold Visa card of yours...
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#17re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/21/04 at 11:22pmMatt, I think you meant Platinum Visa...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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