THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:42am

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties,and used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, `From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:45am

Now boobs, did Addie and Undi give you permission to tell their story?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:52am

SOMMS...that was supposed to be our little secret of who this was actually about.

[Pip]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 8:03am

I love stories that come with good visuals! Thanks, Boobs!!

[mominator]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 8:31am

Thanks BB that one has forced me to clean the computer screen! LOL

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 8:32am

haha another great way to wake up!!
thanks Boobs!
now it's off to write a midterm....*shudders*

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:16pm

Hey! Boobs - you PROMISED you wouldn't say anything!

Undi - what are we going to do about this??

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:17pm

Oh, please Addy. That had your name all over it!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:19pm

Undi was there, too!!!

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:20pm

But the question is: Which of you was which?

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:20pm

oh that's an easy on to answer Gov.....

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:21pm

Do you REALLY think we will tell you?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:21pm

You don't need to tell anyone. I have the video!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:24pm

UNDIIIIIIIIII!!! Help!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:38pm

Do you still have the video of THEM, Undi??

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:43pm

Hey, Boobs! Did you swipe the video?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 5:43pm

Ha! We snuck it out of your purse when you turned your head.

Along with that beautiful gold Visa card of yours...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 11:22pm

Matt, I think you meant Platinum Visa...