THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 7:21am
A precious little blonde girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 7:25am
OH BB!! So glad to read that you are back to your old self again LOL! 
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 7:30amhahahahahahahahahaROTFLMAOhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 7:52am
Marquise..it makes me feel better just to see you laughing.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 7:58amBoobs, i can TOTALLY hear you telling this joke!
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 8:03am
jj...right after my Mary's a cripple one? 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 8:39amyer all gonna burn in hell - and I'll be waiting for you!LOL.....
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#8re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 8:46am
awww redhot ... that is my line. 
I was trying to be nice.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#9re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 8:54ami wonder if the precious little blonde girl in the original post was perhaps, Cindy Brady...
#10re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 8:56am
I can hear Cindy saying that jj. Redhot..I'll make sure to keep Hell comfortable for you.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 8:57amboobs - I can always count on you!...cindy is who I pictured also - followed closely by fair2midlin
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#14re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 9:03amthe ultimate combination!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#15re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 9:05amMy darling JID...you know I try my best to never let you down darling.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#16re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/04 at 9:12ammmmm Frank*n*berry ah sweet memories of youth!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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