THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........

by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.


And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

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It depends if you like them.

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I usually just walk over, say hello, and pull it up (with hopes of then getting to pull it back down!)

Son has an interesting approach! I'm normally too embarrassed to tell anyone.

I hope you had your knee pads on.

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Just like SOMMSY..always prepared !!!

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*note to self...measure SOMMSY's mouth next time you see him*

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*packs yardstick*

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*mom smacks boobs and sooms hands with yardstick*

see what you did boobs!

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Updated On: 2/3/05 at 08:25 AM

I agree with Liam.

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"mabe its the little 8th grader in my but"

Liam ...I could have so much fun on this comment.

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