THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 5:09am
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity." The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!" The preacher said, "No ****?"
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 8:17amHaHa!!!!! Those are hilarious!!!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 8:32am3 more winners BB thanks! Now I am off to see ROTS!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 8:49amThanks, Boobs!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 8:49am
No..thank you Addy. 
XO
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 9:47am
Good morning, Boobs! Thanks for those!
Love the pic, by the way!
Britt
#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 9:50amMorning Britt...glad you like my picture...it's the only one I have from my 1st B-Day..how sad is that?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#8re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 10:04amI love it!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#9re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 10:21amThanks Boobs! Those were stupendous!
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#10re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/19/05 at 10:23amLOL!! those are great!
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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