THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:08am

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed
that she decided to end her life by throwing herself
into the ocean. But just before she could throw
herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor
stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor.
"Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you
away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you
food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that
she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman
accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard
and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night
he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to
her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain
during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to
Europe. Plus he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the
Staten Island Ferry."

[BwayLeadman]

Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:42am

Lol.

[mominator]

Posted: 12/29/05 at 7:36am

lol, BB where do you find these?

[Magdalene]

Posted: 12/29/05 at 10:01am

hee hee

Happy New Year BB!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/29/05 at 10:02am

Very nice.