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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:07am

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my chest sags to my waist, my rear end is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice,
"Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!”


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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KelRel
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/20/06 at 7:00am

That is awful Boobsie, but still funny. Have a great morning. Love ya!


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

ashley0139
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/20/06 at 7:00am

HAHA! Great one!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife


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