THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/25/06 at 5:10am
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, the woman says as she pops her eye back in .
Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings The guy is amazed!Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . .
"You just happened to catch my eye." 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/25/06 at 6:53amAwww... Sweet. :)
Measure your life in love, RENTheads, and keep it always in your heart.
Avatar: Me with Al Larson, Jonathan Larson's father.
Avatar: Me with Al Larson, Jonathan Larson's father.
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/25/06 at 8:21amCue the rimshot!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/25/06 at 8:25amas a redhead who is slowly but surely losing his eyesight, I find this joke quite amusing...lol....I just didn't see that one coming (ba dum bump!)
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/25/06 at 9:29amAwww. . . That's adorable.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/25/06 at 10:04amVery cute. Nice one, boobs.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
peggyandvelma
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#9re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/25/06 at 11:37amawww that is tooo cute! i totally didnt see it coming, knowing the nature of your jokes normally, thanks for the cuteness.
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